When I laughed at The Busboy episode of Seinfeld as George started naming public toilets around New York I recognised a kindred spirit. In Sydney I always knew where my closest clean option was, but things are decidedly different when I’m in a strange land.
There have been times on my travels when I’ve been at the point of distraction, walking for blocks in strange cities looking for an option, pacing shopping malls trying to spot those familiar male and female figures with an arrow towards sweet relief.
Then I discovered the Toilet Finder app and the game changed.
As the name suggests, this free app helps you find the closest public toilet and I’ve used it in cities, towns, even in parks. When the call of nature called in Sanssouci Park, Potsdam and I hoped there was a closer option than the long walk back to the palace I wondered how well the app knew German gardens.
It turns out pretty well and I discovered there was a loo just out of sight behind some greenery.
While most public toilets sadly don’t live up to George Costanza’s “magnificent facilities” rating, the app does let you review the loo and even upload photos so that those who follow you know what to expect.
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Here in Australia we can usually find a free bathroom in a train station, shopping mall or department store, but in some other countries you’ll find the old “spend a penny” concept still stands. Although the price has gone up.
Coin-op toilets on the street can now be found in lots of cities including London, Paris, Amsterdam, and here at home in some Australian cities and towns, where you can buy some private time with muzak.
But it’s not just the stand-alone toilets you’ll need to save coins for when you’re travelling through Europe. You may need to pay to use bathrooms in all sorts of public spaces, or tip the bathroom attendant in the restaurant or bar you’re in, so I make sure to always save some coins from my change so I’m not caught short.
It’s also a good idea to have a small packet of tissues on you at all times, as sometimes you’ll need to pay for the luxury of toilet tissue. This is also a good rule here at home. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve seen women queued up waiting for the next cubicle with toilet paper to become available while those of us who BYO can walk right into the paperless spare loos.
Cafes and pubs are the other popular spots to pop into when you’re out and about, though it is a good idea to buy a little something if you do, especially if it’s a smaller establishment. While consuming drinks for the chance to use the bathroom may keep the whole cycle going, at least you’re staying hydrated.
And the simplest rule of all when travelling is to always nip to the loo just before you leave your hotel, cafe, or restaurant. Take advantage of every clean bathroom opportunity along the way, and when you find a good one, don’t forget to it with the Toilet App so it can welcome more visitors from around the globe.